Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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