just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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