dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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