There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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