I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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