I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Randomize
