"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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