so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
wanna go halves on a baby?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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