barbara walters just said penis...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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