How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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