Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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