WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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