Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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