It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Randomize
