if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
