Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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