I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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