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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably

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  No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"

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• (516): View more from New York

  I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye

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• (408): View more from California

  we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  My dick has a subreddit

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.

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• (951): View more from California

  I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers

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  Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Pro: there’s always strippers at our house

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