So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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