is your mom at the bar?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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