He kissed a someone with a penis
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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