This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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