found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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