let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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