Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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