We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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