Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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