i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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