Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
we're making bets on your personal life
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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