"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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