At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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