where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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