How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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