dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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