We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Randomize
