She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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