FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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