i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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