If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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