don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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