do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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