I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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