Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
