I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I hate all girls vehemently.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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