Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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