i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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