I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He felt like a one man threesome
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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