he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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