: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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