I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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